Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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