You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
