Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Panties = found
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Randomize
