found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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