He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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