Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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