Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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