Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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