They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't like sucking hair
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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