i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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