Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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