I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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