the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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