next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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