So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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