Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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