What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize