OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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