worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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