ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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