are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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