Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want her autograph on my taint
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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