no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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