We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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