He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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