Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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