I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have post one night stand depression
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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