My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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