he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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