i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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