I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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