I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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