what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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