That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just high enough for therapy.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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