I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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