Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Rumble strips road head = magical
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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