Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
