I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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