OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
the condom got lost in my hair
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
