: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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