I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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