Pappa wants mamma naked
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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