It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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