just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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