Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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