He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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