i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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