what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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