brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just google imaged poop.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I can't turn off my feet"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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