It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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