I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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