You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
try to milk me bitch
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