if only i could text you this smell
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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