You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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