I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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