North Korea, Best Korea!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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