I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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